1. EVERYTHING is a chew toy. Get in my mouth!2. The world is my bathroom.
3. I'm pretty sure everyone adores me! Why wouldn't you? Hello?!
4. Scared of what?! I ain't scared o' nothin'!
5. But Mommy, I WANT it!
6. Who's that furry bitch in the mirror? I'm not sure if I want to play with him or kill him...
7. The best way to get what I want is to whiiiiiiiiiiiine like a baby. Works every time!
To be continued... Some of the aforementioned are subject to change,
based upon the outcome of my tough love and disciplinary tactics.
Meanwhile, I'm so hopelessly in love with this furball, I can hardly stand it!!!
Love, Mer
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