Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Police: McNair shot dead in sleep by girlfriend

Dear Men of the World:

Reason #9087251254 not to cheat on your wife - if your wife doesn't shoot you in the head for cheating on her, your mistress might! Especially if she's young enough to be your daughter - the really young ones can be a little volatile! Mmmm hmmm (insert disapproving face here)...

Rest in peace, Steve McNair. Steve, you will always have a special place in my heart as the last quarterback of my beloved Houston Oilers. (But you shouldn't have been messing around with a 20 year old... dummy.)

Love, Mer

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